The Bastard Club is an exclusive members-only jacket club known for having no fathers.  The Club's goal is to have a shared community of fatherless sons and daughters who all make snyde, dark, pity-ridden, jokes concerning having a father who abandoned them as a young age.

How to JoinEdit

Did your dad leave your family?

How to get Members-only JacketEdit

A check for $150.00 made out to Bastard Club LLC and a permission slip signed by your biological father (good luck bitch).